"you’re so thirsty for sebastian stan"
"this fanfiction contains mature themes"
your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.
"Bucky, the over-65 deduction is not meant for-"
"If you’re gonna say we haven’t earned it, I swear, I will-"
"It’s not meant for people who are still working-"
"The US government damn well owes me. Owes us. A few lousy dollars tax deduction is barely a start-"
"It’s the principle-"
"If it’s honesty, we’re being honest about our birthdates, so we gotta claim the deduction-"
"You know that’s not the point, it’s about- Bucky. Bucky? What are you writing- No. You are not putting the rest of the Avengers down as my dependent children, givethatbacknow-“